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Dark-Lord- Dark-Lord- 1 second ago
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Theory: Enoby is a new and more powerful species of Dementor

Inspired by one of my own comments in the discussion forums of this wiki, I noticed there are several similarities between Ebony and a Dementor. To list them:

  • Both seem to suck out all the joy out of their immediate surroundings. People who were near a Dementor describe as if they could never feel happy again. People who spend time near Enoby are suddenly obsessed with goffikness, suicide, depressing movies and music and suddenly gain sad and dramatic backstories.
  • Both thrive in horribly depressing conditions. The reason why Dementors suck all the joy away, is because they thrive in the sorrowful conditions they create. This sounds really like Ebony, who is obsessed with everything that is linked to depression. Just look at the amount of dep…
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Dark-Lord- Dark-Lord- 16 days ago
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Theory: Da Death Deelers are actually the true heroes of the story.

After listening to the entire story as read by Overly Sarcastic Productions, I suddenly came up with this crackpot theory; Voldemort and his Death Deelers are actually aware of being in a bad fan fiction and try very hard to restore the universe to its canon state.

Voldemort, being one of the most powerful and knowledgeable wizards alive, realized something was wrong. The fact he now needed a broomstick to fly instead of doing so unsupported was evidence enough. He pinpointed the source of this problem to Ebony. So, in an attempt to restore the universe to normal, he attacked Ebony during chapter nine.

Sadly, Ebony's powers proved too much for Voldemort, so he decided to pick another tactic; He used legillimency (telekinesis) on her and saw …

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RumbridgeXVolzemort RumbridgeXVolzemort 29 days ago
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Thanks

Thanks to everyone who's made recent edits to the wiki!

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Goffikologist Goffikologist 18 March
3

dude goths lmao

save button

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Big McLargeHuge Big McLargeHuge 6 November 2020
3

new categories

New category for films and brands. did I miss any>

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Big McLargeHuge Big McLargeHuge 24 September 2020
3

blugs

u kan now do bligs on hear

mcr rox

preps fuck off

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Solar penguin Solar penguin 20 October 2017
2

5 god reveiws

Whenever Tara says she'll only continue if she get's "5 god reviows" I keep imagining she wants something like this...

JEHOVA - An al popose god dat duz a bit of evryfing but duznt specilaise in doing nefing well. Perfict if ur da kind of booring preppy looser who only wnts 1 god - 1/10

PAN - Has goats legs whitch is kinda goffik kuz goata are a goffik animal, but he palys borin sth Amrican music on doze pipes wich is kinda prep - 5/10

ODIN - Da most goffik god. He has ravenz (geddit like raven - I luv u grl) and an iPatch (tho you cant lissen to muzick on it) and hes a Norse (geddit like da Norses offace) - 8/10

FLAVIA - Calls herslef da god of bad assery and sayz shes a goffik, but da only goffik god of bad assey is Satan so whats she talkin…

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Solar penguin Solar penguin 20 October 2017
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spling mistooks

I've touched on this in comments posted about the wiki, but I feel like it needs to be explained properly in one place.

I think the spelling mistakes (and more importantly, the patterns of spelling mistakes) in My Immortal mean it was for real, not a troll fic.

I say that because I've tried writing deliberately so-bad-it's-good fic in the past. (Not a genuine troll fic, since I admitted it was a parody from the start, but the principle is the same. Close enough, anyway.) I soon worked out that there are four - yes, count 'em, four - different types of bad spelling:

  • Deliberate Molesworth-style "Down Wiv Skool" spelling to show the world how rebellious you are. Because this is done for effect, you need to make sure everyone can still read your stor…
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EmeraldReaper EmeraldReaper 4 September 2017
1

Update

Hi; as of now I am very busy with school work. It was also the reason for my absence earlier on in the year.

There has been a lot of activity here and I have no idea what's going on as I simply don't have the time to look through it. Please let me know if you need anything; I might not respond for a while but I will get round to it eventually.

Thank you for understanding.

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Rylasasin Rylasasin 15 April 2017
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Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality

Harry Potter and the Mathods of Ratinality is a stoopid fic starring a very preppy version of Harry Potter doing preppy things in a very ungottik version of Hogwarts.


  • 1 History
  • 2 Plot
  • 3 Characters
    • 3.1 Names
    • 3.2 Character List
  • 4 Themes
  • 5 Writing Style
  • 6 No But Seriously,
  • 7 Links

It was ritten in 2010 by some geezer named Eleers Udoskey from a boring place called "Less Wrong", as if! And ended in 2015. Unlike My Immortal it was never deleted, plus there is a podcast. For sum reason, it is longer than teh first four books combined! Wow, who has tim to read all of dat?

And yet dis paice of crap has more god reviows than My Immortal. WHY? WHUT IS WRONG WITH U STUPID PREPZ?!

Dere was also a Sims 3 Machinima but it stopped at Chap 40. Ha ha ha prepz.


Da storee asks teh dum…




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AkiraFudo6669 AkiraFudo6669 10 March 2017
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Hi can I be admin?

I'm pretty new to wikia and I wanna polish up the My Immortal wiki and try to make it look a bit more "goffik" im not the best at editing but can I be given a shot? (How do I get promoted to admin?)

Fangz.

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Icecream18 Icecream18 2 January 2017
4

The Mystery Solved

My Immortal was deleted, but Tara's account was not. One of her favorite authors was this guy, who admits to trolling and mentions Tara in his bio:

I'VE OFFICIALLY RETIRED. I DON'T TROLL ANYMORE. PLEASE DON'T CONTACT ME. I'M OVER TARA GILESBIE OR WHATEVER. YOU KNOW THE DEAL. -TODD.

This was last updated October 2014.

Could he be Tara, or at least related to the story somehow? Tara did favorite him, after all.

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EmeraldReaper EmeraldReaper 1 December 2016
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Personal notice

Thanks to all the contributers and editors recently for keeping the wiki relatively active and for helping out.

I'm not sure if or when the other admins will come back but I'll try my best to run the wiki for a while.

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GardevoirXLunaLovegood GardevoirXLunaLovegood 15 September 2016
3

Mary Sue Much?

Hey, if you're afraid your character's like Ebony,

No reason to be afraid,

GardevoirXLunaLovegood's here to save the day!

Mary Sue much?

Oh no!

Mary Sue much?

Uh-oh!

If you don't wanna write like Tara Gilesbie,

I'm here,

And my advice is free!

Mary Sue much?

Oh no!

Mary Sue much?

Uh-oh!

Never fear, I'm here!

To get rid of Mary Sues and save the day!

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