Brain Bleach is a chemical substance, commonly craved by people who read bad fanfiction such as My Immortal. Its composition is unknown. Its effects are as follows: removal of images, words, or ideas from one's brain that are formed in the process of reading and/or seeing unsettling material, such as the aforementioned fanfiction.
The application of Brain Bleach is equivalent to scrubbing one's brain with steel wool, applying bleach to the affected area and the areas surrounding it, and disinfecting the eyes and ears with fire.
Brain Bleach is recommended by some as a cure for insanity and/or headaches caused by reading and/or seeing bad fanfiction. However, though most studies of this substance have shown a marked increase in the peace of mind of individuals treated with Brain Bleach, there have, as of yet, been no noticeable decrease in insanity among the said individuals.
Some side effects of brain bleach may include:
- Extreme nausea.
- Fear of vampires.
- Allergy to bad fanfiction.
These side effects my take from 1 hour up to 5 days to go away (except the allergy to bad fanfiction, that one is eternal).