Britney is a minor character that appears in My Immortal.
Appearance and personality[edit | edit source]
Ebony has described her as looking like a pentagram of Hillary Duff and Lindsay Lohan. Her clothing is described as 'slutty' (despite Ebony's average outfit being more deserving of that description), and pink. She appears to have no other personality traits other than "preppy". Quite often, Ebony describes her as 'fucking prep'.
Background[edit | edit source]
Britney is Ebony's arch rival from the house of Griffindoor, but the only thing Britney ever does wrong for the majority of the story is daring to have a different way of life than Ebony. This pisses Ebony off greatly, making her give Britney the middle finger every time she sees her.
She is most likely the most tragic character in the saga, as she is put to trials and tribulations just for sticking on her lifestyle. And this psychological torture is most likely what turned her into a villain down the line. Before being tortured and left to rot.
Role in the Story[edit | edit source]
In Chapter 22, Britney is standing outside of The Great Hall when Ebony and her Goffic friends arrive. The Goffs stick their middle fingers up at her for daring to wear a pink mini skirt and a Hillary Duff T-shirt.
In Chapter 23, upon Voldemort flying through the window into the Great Hall, Britney starts to cry. While this would be understandable, Ebony still brands her a 'fucking prep' in the narrative.
In Chapter 24, Ebony and a few other unnamed preps are forced to work after Professor Sinister had already dismissed the entirety of the class, showing that even some of the teachers, who typically should not display student favoritism, have a negative opinion of her. If anything Britney and other preps feel more like victims to bullying Ebony and other Goffs.
In Chapter 37, while Ebony and friends are discussing using Amnesia Potion, Britney - again described as a 'fucking prep' chimes in with '“OMFG u guyz r so scary!11'. Willow tells her to 'Shut the fuk up!1'.
Near the end of My Immortal, it is revealed Britney allied with Voldemort and Da Death Deelers and freed Snap, Loopin and Hargrid from Azerbaijan, in her first truly evil action. Ebony tortured her with a 'crocious curse' and then left her to her own devices. She is not seen afterwards.
Quotes[edit | edit source]
- “OMFG u guyz r so scary!11” said Britney, a fucking prep.
- “No, your totally a bitch. Now Voldemort will like totally kill u!” she laughed.
- “No!!!!!!1 Help me!!!!!!1 Please!!!!!!!!1” Britney screamed terrifiedly.