Chapter Twenty-Four is the twenty-fourth chapter of My Immortal.
Author's note[]
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Plot[]
Enoby and her friends go to their Deviation class. Professor Trevolry/Sinister teaches this class; we learn she is half-Japanese, half-vampire. The classroom is decorated with pictures of Emily the Strong. As soon as class starts, Ebony says she needs to talk to the professor about something. Trevolry immediately dismisses everyone, assigning homework only to Britney and a few other preps.
Ebony tells Trevolry she has had lots of visions, and wonders if Draco is "gong 2 die". Trevolry tells Ebony to look in a black "cryptal" ball. Ebony sees a pentagram and a skull in it.
Draco knocks on the door, interrupting them. Sinister, demonstrating the poor behaviour typical of Hogwarts professors, dismisses Ebony by saying,"okay you can go now, see ya c**t".
Inconsistencies and divergences from canon[]
- Neither Professor Aurora Sinistra or Sybil Trelawney were vampires or Japanese. Sinistra taught Astronomy and Trelawney taught Divination (although incompetently, unlike with absolute recklessness of her counterpart). Neither were known to intentionally bully or swear at students, either crudely or with endearment.
Notable quotes[]
- I was wearing some black naie Polish with red pentagrams on it.
- “Well I have to talk to you about some fings. When do you want to due it?” “H* about now?” she asked.
- “OK class f*cking dismissed every1.” Proffesor Trevolry said and she let every1 go.
- “Okay you can go now, see ya c**t.” said Proffesor Sinister. “Bye b*tch.” I said waving.