Chapter Five is the fifth chapter in My Immortal, and the one where Professor McGonagall and Professor Snape make their first appearance.

Author's note

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Dumblydore brings Draco and a weeping Ebony back to Hogwarts, yelling at them and insulting them in the process. When they finally return, they find an angry Professor Snape and Professor McGonagall waiting for them. When McGonagall asks the two why they would do such a thing, Draco announces before all that he loves her. This takes everyone in the room aback, and Snape dismisses the two students to their rooms. 

Ebony returns to her room depressed, but her mood is lightened when she finds Draco outside her bathroom, singing "I Just Wanna Live" by Good Charlotte. The two make out and then depart for their rooms.

Inconsistencies and divergences from canon

  • The canonical Dumbledore was never seen to insult his students,[1] nor was McGonagall.[2]
  • Dumbledore inexplicably takes Ebony and Draco to McGonagall and Snape, even though he is the "principal" of Hogwarts. Furthermore, even if he took them to one, it would have been the head of the Slytherin House, whereas McGonagall is the head of Gryffindor, while in Tara's version of the canon Snape has been transferred to "Gryffindoor". An explanation could be that Tara hadn't decided to fuck over Snapes character yet.
  • In the books, Snape had always been a very strict teacher and it would have been out of character for him to tell Ebony and Draco to go back to their rooms without any punishment, even if the latter was a favored student of his.
  • Draco is stated to have his own room, even though in the original series students shared bedrooms.

Notable quotes

  • “You ludacris fools!” he shouted.
  • “Why did you do such a thing, you mediocre dunces?” asked Professor McGonagall.
  • And then Draco shrieked. “BECAUSE I LOVE HER!”


  1. “You ludacris fools!”
  2. “Why did you do such a thing, you mediocre dunces?” asked Professor McGonagall.
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