Author's note Edit
AN: I sed stup flaming ok ebony’s name is ENOBY nut mary su OK! DRACO IS SOO IN LUV wif her dat he is acting defrent! dey nu eechodder b4 ok!
Draco goes to the Forbidden Forest in his flying car, where he obviously wanted to be alone with Ebony. Though initially furious, Ebony is immediately taken in by Draco's contacts, which reveal "so much depressing sorrow and evilness", and loses all anger she has towards him. The two lovers make out, then undress, beginning to have sex. Suddenly, Dumblydore appears, yelling at the two the epic line: "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!"
Inconsistencies and Divergences from Canon Edit
- Due to his upbringing, there is no reason for Draco to know about the existence of color contacts. Moreover, since he is canonically extremely prideful of being a Malfoy, it is likely that he would prefer his eyes being grey (which he inherited from his father) rather than "gothic red".
- It is horrendously out of character for Dumbledore to swear at his students, even if he was indeed having a "hedache".
- He took of my top and I took of his clothes. I even took of my bra.
- Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time.
- “WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!”
- ↑ Chapter 5: AN: (...) Da only reson Dumbledeor swor is coz he had a hedache (...)