Plot[edit | edit source]
Ebony and Vampire run toward who they believe to be Voldemort. Instead, they find Snaketail, Voldemort's personal assistant, torturing Draco. The two shoot at Snaketail with a gun. He calls them, "dispicable preps", and tells them to "rid [his] sight". However, when he looks at Ebony, he instantly falls in love with her and asks her to have sex with him. Ebony laughs cruelly and stabs him in the heart. He runs around screaming, then dies. Ebony cries.
Voldemort hears the commotion. He calls out, "Snaketail what art thou doing?", and begins to approach. Ebony, Vampire and Draco can hear his high heels clacking toward them. They fly back to Hogwarts on broomsticks - although how the broomsticks got to Voldemort's lair is a mystery.
After the trio return to Hogwarts, Draco and Ebony go to Enoby's room. Once there, Ebony cries again and goes off on a monologue, listing off all the people who love her, wondering why she was cursed with such attractiveness, and crying out how she just wishes to be normal. Immediately after, she runs off.
Author's Notes[edit | edit source]
AN: fuk off PREPZ ok! Raven fangz 4 helpin agen. im sory ah kudnt update but I wuz derperessd n I had 2 go 2 da hospital kuz I slit muh rists. PS im nut updating til u giv me 10 god revoiws!
Inconsistencies and Deviations from Canon[edit | edit source]
- Snaketail is specifically made teenage so he wouldn't be a pedophile. This is unusual, as Tara Gilesbie doesn't hesitate to make other characters as such. Ultimately it is pointless, as Enoby murders him in his only scene.
Notable Quotes[edit | edit source]
- WARNING: SUM OF DIS CHAPTA IS XTREMLY SCRAY. VIOWER EXCRETION ADVISD.
- "Rid my sight you despicable preps!" - Snaketail
- "What the fuck? You torture my bf and then you expect me to fuck you? God, you are so fucked up you fucking bastard." - Ebony
- "Snaketail what art thou doing?" called Voldemort. Then... he started coming! We could hear his high heels clacking to us.
- "Why couldn't Satan have made me less beautiful?" I shouted angrily. (an" don't wory enoby isn't a snob or anyfing but a lot of ppl hav told her shes pretty) "Im good at too many things! WHY CAN'T I JUST BE NORMAL? IT'S A FUCKING CURSE!" - Ebony