Tara attempts to retrieve her sweater and gain back Raven's assistance by appealing to her; she does this by undoing Willow's death and describing her in a positive light.
AN: I sed stup flming da stryo! if ur a prep den dnot red it! u kin tel weder ur a prep or not by ma quiz itz on ma hompage. if ur not den u rok. if u r den FOOOOOK UFFFFFFFFFF! pz willo isn’t rely a prep. Raven plz do dis il promis 2 giv u bak ur postr!
Tom Rid gives Ebony some more clothes for free. He offers to help the girls with make-up for the concert, as he is "bisezual". Hargrid tells Ebony to return to Hogwarts, but she tells him to fuck off. Willow arrives, inexplicably alive despite having been murdered in the previous chapter.
Draco and Diabolo arrive. Draco is to be Ebony's date to the MCR concert. Diabolo is going with Willow. B'loody Mary is going with Dracola. All six goffs go to the concert in Draco's flying Mercedes; in the car, they do pot, coke and crack.
During the concert, Gerard Way stops singing. He pulls off a mask, revealing himself to be Voldemort. The rest of the band also pulls off their masks, revealing themselves to be Da Death Deelers. Voldemort says he is going to kill Ebony and Draco, and pulls out a knife. At that moment, A gothic old man with a long black bread appears, scaring Voldemort away by shooting a spell. This man is revealed to be Albert Dumblydore.
Inconsistencies and divergences from canon
- Tom Rid is, for whatever reason, a separate character from Voldemort.
- Despite several means in the Wizarding World one can use to change their appearance to another person's, one in particular being Polyjuice Potion, Voldemort's disguise as Gerard only consists of a mask.
- Voldemort and the Death Eaters thought of Muggles as little more than animals, to be used and slaughtered as such. Volsemort and the Death Deelers are big enough fans of (or at least knowledgeable enough about) Muggle music that they can flawlessly impersonate MCR using only masks.
- “Yah but not as kawaii as you.” I answered sadly cause Willow’s really pretty and everything.
- [Willow] had a really nice body wif big bobs and everything. She was thin enouff 2 be anorexic.
- Dracola used to be called Navel but it tuned out dat he was kidnapped at birth and his real family were vampires. They dyed in a car crash. Navel converted to Satanism and he went goth. He was in Slitherin now.
- We did pot, coke and crak. Draco and I made out. We made fun of dose stupid fuking preps.
- Sudenly Gerard polled of his mask. So did the other membez. I gasped. It wasn’t Gerard at all! It was an ugly preppy man wif no nose and red eyes... Every1 ran away but me and Draco. Draco and I came. It was…….Vlodemort and da Death Deelers!
- Sudenly a gothic old man flu in on his broomstick. He had lung black hair and a looong black bread. He wus werring a blak robe dat sed ‘avril lavigne’ on da back. He shotted a spel and Vlodemort ran away. It was…………………………………DUMBLYDORE!