Chapter Thirty-Five, gost of u is the thirty-fifth chapter of My Immortal and features a crossover appearance by an unexpected time-traveler.
Author's note[]
"AN: fangz 2 suzi 4 da idea!1 u rok! fuk of prepz!11111111 fangz 2 raven 4 di help u rok gurl!1 ps im gong 2 end da stroy rlly sun so FUK U!111 oh yah nd if u no eny gofik namz plz tel me koz I ned 1 4 serius!1 fangz.[1]"
Plot[]
Enoby heads to the "Conmen Room", thinking of Satan. Enoby thinks she sees Draco in the Conmen Room, but it turns out to be someone called Lucan (presumably either Lucian Malfoy or the real-life Lord Lucan who disappeared mysteriously in November 1974). Lucan is described as having two arms (Tara spoils the fact that Lucian is about to have his arm shot off for shoddy music playing).
Lucan is in a band called XBlakXTearX with Serious, Vampire’s dad, and Snap, who are currently sitting in a corner of the room cutting themselves. They are due to play back-up for Marylin Mason that night, even though their lead singer has "contempted suicide by silting her rists”.
Enoby offers to become their new lead singer, as she is the lead singer of her own band as well. They play Gurn Day's Bolevrad of Broken Dremz (even though it hadn't been written in the 1980s) and she sings it for them. The groups is amazed at her unsurpassable talent and agree to let her join.
She leaves to buy new clothes for the concert rather than rehearsing or learning songs, but before she can get very far, she meets Morty McFli, who sends her back to the present with his blak tim machine.
Inconsistencies and divergences from canon[]
- Lucius Malfoy is not, and has never been, an amputee.
- He also was never at school in the 80's or even at the same time as Voldemort, who studied there in the 40s, at least 20 or 30 years before Lucius. While he did befriend Snape (albeit they were six years apart in school), he never would have been in a band with Sirius and James. There are no mentions of Lupin or Peter, despite them being in the Marauders at this time, either.
- Back to the Future and Harry Potter don't take place in the same universe, and Marty McFly's time machine is silver and blue, not black.
Notable quotes[]
- I went in2 da Conmen Room finking of Satan.
- “Huh?” he asked. Then I remembred. It wuzn’t Draco. It was Lucan!1 He stil had two arms.
- ORLY I ESKED.
- “Were calld XBlakXTearX. I play teh gutter."- Lusian
- “Its okay but we need a new led snigger.” Samaro said.
- “I wok dis empt stret on da bolevrad of broken dremz.” I sang sexily
- I walked outside wondering how I kud go forward in time. Suddenly someone jumped in fornt of me. It wuz…..Morty Mcfli!1
Trivia[]
- This is one of the few chapters to be furnished with a title.
References[]
- ↑ (Yes, apparently the name "Sirius Black" isn't gothic enough for Tara!)