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Chapter Thirty Eight is the thirty-eigth chapter of My Immortal, where one of the most infamous events occur.


Ebony and Satan enter his car, which looks similar in appearance to Draco's. The two discuss the sexiness of Gerard Way while smoking weed, and Satan discloses the cure for Volxemortseruem after Enoby inquires: drinking vampire blood. The two go to see a movie "da Excercist", where "a boy and a girl were doin' it suddenly a cereal killer came lol".

As Ebony is trying to get Satan to fall in love with him, she slips some amnesia potion into his officially licensed Nightmare Before Christmas cigars, which produce floating pentagrams. After smoking the cigar, Satan tells her that the potion will not work because it has not been invented yet, again displaying his precognitive powers. They make out sexily, but get "shooted" at by a woman, whom Enoby kills. The theatre "crapped" because of how hot Ebony and Satan looked together. Afterwards, Ebony confesses her vampirism to Satan.

Next they go to the Marylin Mason concert, who is opening for XBlackXTearX. He "peasants" them, and they perform a cover of "I'm Nut Okay!1". Lucian starts to play the song wrong by "mistak". James yells at him, calling him an "ashole" as the band begins to squabble. Suddenly, James takes out a knife and attempts to shoot Lucian's arm off with it. Shockingly, Ebony sexily jumps in front of the bullet!

"Everyfing goes blak".

Author's Note[]

AN: wut doez every1 fink if I end da strory and den I add sum more 2 it after vocation? oh yah asnd prepz stup flaming if u dnot lik dat story den take muh quiz ok den u wil c if ur gofik or not!1111111

Notable Quotes[]

  • “Lol, I totally decided not 2 comit suicide when I herd Hilena.” I said in a flirty voice.
  • In it a boy and a gurl were doing it sudenly a cereal killer came lol.
  • “Amnesia potion has not been invented yet so it will not work.” He said. “2 badd coz I wanted 2 use sum on u.”
  • All the preps in da theater screamed but everyone else crapped koz Satan and I loked so cute 2gether.
  • “Anti-ppl now uve gone 2 far Jeus Krist Superstar!1111” screamed Marlin on da stage.
  • “I wood like to peasant……………..XBlakXTearX!11” he said.
  • And den……………………………I jumped secxily in front of da bullet!11