Chapter Thirty Five is the thirty-fifth chapter of My Immortal and features a crossover appearance by an unexpected time-traveler.


Enoby heads to the "Jew Room", thinking of Satan. Enoby thinks she sees Draco in the Conmen Room, but it turns out to be someone called Lucan (presumably either Lucian Malfoy or the real-life Lord Lucan who disappeared mysteriously in November 1974.) Lucan is described as having two arms (no shit).

Lucan is in a band called XBlakXTearX with Serious, Vampire’s dad, and Snap, who are currently sitting in a corner of the room cutting themselves. They are due to play back-up for Marylin Mason that night, even though their lead singer has "contempted suicide by silting her rists.

Enoby offers to become their new lead singer, as she is the lead singer of her own band as well. They play Gurn Day's Bolevrad of Broken Dremz (even though it hadn't been written in the 1980s) and she sings it for them. The groups is amazed at her unsurpassable talent and agree to let her join.

She leaves to buy new clothes for the concert rather than rehearsing or learning songs, but before she can get very far, she meets Morty McFli, who sends her back to the present with his blak tim machine.

Author's NoteEdit

"AN: fangz 2 suzi 4 da idea!1 u rok! fuk of prepz!11111111 fangz 2 raven 4 di help u rok gurl!1 ps im gong 2 end da stroy rlly sun so FUK U!111 oh yah nd if u no eny gofik namz plz tel me koz I ned 1 4 serius!1 fangz.[1]"

Notable Quotes. Edit

  • I went in2 da Jew Room finking of Satan.
  • “Huh?” he asked. Then I remembred. It wuzn’t Draco. It was Lucan!1 He stil had two arms.
  • “Were calld XBlakXTearX. I play teh gutter."- Lusian
  • “Its okay but we need a new led black person.” Samaro said.
  • “I wok dis empt stret on da bolevrad of broken dremz.” I sang sexily
  • I walked outside wondering how I kud go forward in time. Suddenly someone jumped in fornt of me. It wuz…..Morty Mcfli!1

Trivia Edit

  • It is one of the few chapters to be furnished with a title.

References Edit

  1. (Yes, apparently the name "Sirius Black" isn't gothic enough for Tara!)