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Chapter Thirty One is the thirty-first chapter in My Immortal, and marks the first instance of time travel within the tale.


After storming in, Serious shouts at Snap for being a Voldemort supporter.  Snap lies and claims he was teaching them, despite the fact that Draco is, apparently, still standing in the middle of the room, naked and whipped. Ebony takes a Volxemortserum from her pocket, and Serverus (likely meant to be Serious) makes Snap drink it.  Snap then begins telling all his "secretes"

Trevolry and Lucian then make the Draco, Ebony and Vampire leave.  Draco and Vampire are taken to the nurse's office. 

Ebony takes this opportunity to go back in time to seduce Voldemort.  She meets up with Trevolry, B'loody Mary, Darkness and Willow to get ready.  B'loody Mary gives Ebony a new outfit from Tom Rid's store.  They help Ebony get ready by putting on "blak fishnetz and blak pointy boots Willow had chosen" and "black eyeliner and blod-red lipshtick".  Trevolry gives Ebony a black gun.  Ebony straps it onto her leg like in Redisnet Evill.  

Trevolry gives Ebony a time tuner (which appears to be useless) and a Pensive, while Darkness and Willow give her the "deth's touch sin".  Ebony then jumps sexily into the Pensive. 

She reappears in front of the school, and spots "one of da sexiest goth guyz" she has ever seen - he looks like a black haired Mikey Way, with green eyes like Billie Joe Armstrong.  It is Tom "Satan" Bombodil

Author's Notes[]

Tara, as always, has a few eloquent epithets for her haters at the start of the story:

AN: I sed shut da fok up u quiephs!111 stop kalin ebony a mary su ok u dnot even no wutz gong 2 happen ok so fuk u!1111 fangz 2 muh bff raven 4 di help!1111

Deviations and Contradictions to Canon[]

  • The Pensieve is a magical device in the form of a basin used to fully explore memories. It cannot enhance the function of a Time Turner, which can go through time by itself. One cannot jump into it, 'sexily' or otherwise.
  • Tom Bombodil. Just... Tom Bombodil.

Notable Quotes[]

  • “I always knew u were on Voldemort’s side, you sun of a bitca (bufy rox!111).”
  • Then Luscious took out a tape recorder and started playing it while he did curses on Snap.
  • “You look fucking kawaii, bitch.” B’loody Mary said.
  • Then……….. I jumped sexily in2 da Pensive.