Chapter Thirty Six is the thirty-sixth chapter of My Immortal.
Plot[edit | edit source]
After returning to the present, Enoby suddenly sees all her friends, and starts telling them what happened on her trip to the past. Then they discuss what to do next.
B’lody Mary suggests going to Hot Topik to buy new outfits for Enoby's date with Satan and for when she plays with XBlakXTearX. Profesor Trevolry would rather they all had a groop kutting session instead.
Darko is more practical, and suggests getting potions to cure Trevolry's addiction and help Enoby seduce Satan. Willow had been in favour of the shopping trip but changes her mind on hearing Drako's potion idea and points out that it's time for "potions klass" anyway.
The class is being taught by Cornelio Fuck because Dumblydore (who is revealed to be plagued with "kancer"), Snip and Loopin have all been sent to Azkhabian. Enoby and her friends are more interested in gossiping about how Snape used to be gottik. Cornelio Fuk shouts at them and stomps off to get Profesor Bridge.
Once he's gone, Enoby drinks some blood mixed with beer, but Hairgrid emerges from a cupboard and tries to add amnesia potion to her drink while she's distracted. Darko and Vampire beat him up sexily.
Author's Note[edit | edit source]
"AN: I sed stop flaming ok!111111111 I bet u r al proly old srevinty yr oldz!111 ps PORTERSUZ UR A PREP!1 o ya nd fangz 2 raven 4 di help!111 hav fun in englond gurl!11111"
Tara unsuccessfully estimates the age group of those who actively dislike her fanfic. (The correct answer is age 0 to age 200.) By 'PORTERSUZ', she meant the Livejournal 'Pottersues', who most likely criticised her character Ebony as a Mary Sue.
Notable Quotes[edit | edit source]
- "I kant beleev Snap uzd 2 b goffik!111111”
- “OMFS, letz have a groop kutting session!11” said Profesor Trevolry.
- We went sexily to Potionz class. But Snap wasn’t there. Instead there was…………………………………………Cornelio Fuck!11111
- “He is in Abkhazian now wif Snip and Loopin he is old and week he has kancer."
- “DATZ IT!11” CORNELIO FUK SHOOTED ARNGRILY. “IM GETTING PROFESOR BRIDGE!111”
- Darko and Vampire started 2 beat him up sexily.