Chapter Thirty Two is the thirty-second chapter of My Immortal.
Plot
Tom introduces himself to Enoby; he tells her to call him "Satan", which is his middle name. Since it is the 80's, Enoby knows Satan cannot be a fan of Evanescence or MCR, so she asks if he is a fan of "Gren Day". He says he is, and also mentions he's a fan of GC. He mentions that Gren Day are having a concert in Hogsment (the 80's name for Hogsmeade). When Enoby talks about Hot Topic, Satan notes that it is called Hot Ishoo in the 80's. With unexplained precognitive powers, he tells Enoby that Hot Ishoo changed its name in 1998.
At this point "principill" Dumblydore swoops in on his "broomstuck". This preppy Domblydore has short blonde hair and wears an "Amrikan ogle" polo. He begins "shredding" at them for talking in the halls, even though the previous chapter has stated that Ebony and Satan were outside of the school.
Suddenly the floor opens. Enoby begins to fall and screams "OMFG NO". People look at her weirdly as she falls. She reappears back in the present, in Professor Sinister's classroom with Dumblydore (or here, "dumbledum"). Professor Sinister walks in and she and Enoby have an incomprehensible conversation. Sinister begins to cry "black tears of depression". Dumblydore - understandably - is concerned, and inquires, "hey r u crying tears of blood?". The two women tell him to fuck off.
Sinister then confesses that she has been drinking voldemortserum, and thinks she is addicted to it.
Author's Notes
- AN: I sed stup fflaming I no his nam iznt tom bodil dat wuz a mistak!1111 if u dnot lik de story den u kan go skrew urself!11111 U SUK!111111
- AN: SEE U FOKKING PREPZ GO FOK URSELXXZ DATZ SERUS ISSUZ 2O GO 2 HELL!1111112
Deviations and Contradictions from Canon
- The era of canon where older characters are in Hogwarts ranges from the 1940's to the 1970's.
- Hogsmeasde was never renamed and Harry Potter takes place in the 1990's anyway.
- Hot Topik never changed its name either, but nobody cares.
Notable Quotes
- “guess what they have a concert in hogsment.” satan whispered. “hogsment?” I asked. “yeah that’s what they used to call it in these time before it became Hogsmeade in 2000.” he told me all sekrtivly.
- “so is dumblydor your princepill?” I shouted.
- “OMfG SHME TOO!” I SHRIEDKED.
- Suddenly dumblydore flew in on his broomstuck and started shredding at us angrily.
- I turned around angrily. “actually I fink mebe its becos ur da barke lord.”
Trivia
- Tara notes that it was a "mistak", when in Chapter 31 she called Voldemort "tom bodil", even though, in actuality she called him "Tom Bombodil").