Chapter Twenty-Two is the twenty-second chapter of My Immortal.
Author's note[]
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Plot[]
The next morning, Ebony opens the door to her coffin. B'loody Mary, Vampire, Diabolo, Draco, Dracula and Willow are standing outside of her coffin. She then opens her eyes. Crab, Goyle and Darkness are also there, and we learn that they - along with Diabolo and Darkness - are siblings. Their father was a vampire who raped them and committed suicide, so they turned goffik and converted to "Stanism".
She asks why everyone is there, and Draco says something is going on. They go down to the "Great Hal" and peer in the window. Britney is also there, but they put up their middle fingers at her.
Through the window, the goffs see Dumblydore being shouted at by Cornelia Fudged and Doris Rumbridge, two officials of the Mystery of Magic. Rumbridge insists the school must be closed. Fudged explains this is because Voldemort is planning to kill the students. Rumbridge also claims that Dumblydore's old age and Alzheimer's are dangerous, and he must "retry".
Dumblydore agrees, but immediately after says that the school cannot be closed, as the only person capable of killing Voldemort is present in the school: Enony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way.
Inconsistencies and divergences from canon[]
- Arthur Weasley is not only alive but is also not a child rapist. He also was never a vampire.
- Dumbledore was never hinted to be suffering from Alzheimers or any other form of dementia.
- Doris Rumbridge seems to actually care about the students and acknowledges the threat of Voldemort, unlike her canon character.
- Similarly, Cornelia is actively trying to prevent Voldemort from killing students, unlike the canon Minister for Magic, Cornelius Fudge, who dismissed any notion that Voldemort had returned until the end of the fifth book.
- Crabbe and Goyle are not Ron and Ginny's brothers- it's possible that Tara got them confused with Fred and George. They're not even brothers with each other, and "Crabbe" and "Goyle" are their last names—their first names are Vincent and Gregory.
Notable quotes[]
- B'loody Mary was wearing a tight black poofy gothic dress that she had ripped so it showed of all her clearage with a white apron that said 'bich' and other swear words and MCR lyrics on it kind of like one dress I had seen Amy Lee wear once.
- "But you have to tell me why your being all erective." - Ebony
- "THE BARK LORD IS PLANNING TO KILL THE STUDENTS!" yelled Cornelia Fudge.
- "YOU ARE NOT FIT TO BE THE PRINCIPAL ANY LONGER!" yelled Rumbridge. "YOU ARE TOO OLD AND YOUR ALZHEIMER'S IS TOO DANGEROUS! YOU MUST RETRY"