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Chapter Twenty Three is the twenty-third chapter of My Immortal, and the chapter where major player Proffessor Sinister is first mentioned.


Professor Rumbridge and Cornelia Fudged storm out from the Great Hall, leaving Dumbledore inside. Rumbridge is furious when she sees Ebony and her friends (and Britney) eavesdropping outside, but Dumblydore "corrects" her by inviting the students in.

Ebony drinks some blood and eats some Count Chocula cereal, but is interrupted by Vampire and Draco "shooting" at one another over who gets the seat next to Ebony. Their argument is one of the greatest in the entire story due to the incredible spelling errors:

"You fucking bustard!" yelled Draco at Vampire. "I want to shit next to her!1"
"No I do!" shouted.
"No she doesn't fucking like u, you son of a bitch!" yelled Draco.
"No fuck you motherfucker she laves me not you!" shouted Vampire.

As they begin to physically fight, "a terrible man with red eyes and no nose" suddenly flies through the window on his broomstick. It is Volzemort! Ebony "shop[s]" eating, Draco and Vampire stop fighting, and Britney begins to cry. Voldemort, this time having renamed himself Darth Valer, once again tells Ebony to kill Vampire, and threatens to kill Draco and her.

Ebony then falls unconscious and has a vision of Voldemort coming to kill Draco - while Draco is in the process of slitting his wrists.

When she comes to, Voldemort is no longer there (though it's unclear whether Voldemort was ever there, or whether that was a part of her vision). B'loody Mary suggests they visit Professor Sinister to determine the reason for Ebony's vision.

Author's Notes[]

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Notable Quotes[]

  • “MR. WAY WHAT THE BEEP ARE YOU DOING!” Rumbridge shouted angrily. Dumbledore blared at her.
    “Oops she made a mistake!” he corrupted her. “She means hi everybody cum in!”
  • "You fucking bustard!" yelled Draco at Vampire. "I want to shit next to her!1"
  • “Its ok gurl.” said B’loody Mary. “Maybe u should ask Proffesor Sinister about what the visions mean though.” “Ok bich.” I said sadly and den we went.