Chapter Forty-Two, or "da blak parade", is the forty-second chapter of My Immortal.
Author's note[]
AN: omg da new book iz kumming out rlly soon I kant wait!!!1111. I fink dat snap will be really the same person as Volximort koz dey are both haff-blood so dat will explain y he kild dumblydore and he hated hairy!!!!!1111 nd den hairy wil have 2 kommit suicide so voldimort will die koz he will rilly be a horcrox!!!!!111 omg I hope draco nd harry get 2getha dat will be so shmexxy, wont it?? If dey don’t den JKR is hamophobic!!!!!111111 fangz 4 da help wiv facts, medusa u rok!!!111
Plot[]
Enoby, Hedwig, Satan, James, Serious, Snap, and Lucian are in Dumblydore's office for attempting to film a sex tape on-campus. Dumblydore listens to preppy music on Ebony's iPod while he chastises the students. For some reason her iPod slowly turns into Morty McFli's blak tim machine, but Dumblydore doesn't appear to notice. Enoby tells everyone to jump into it, but only Satan follows her.
He then asks her for a "4-letter-wurd 4 dirt", to which Ebony replies "Um I guezz sand????". This somehow confirms to Satan that she is the same person. Weirdly, this appears to be a reference to an episode of Miami Vice, in which a two charcters have a very similar exchange.
Once the two in the present, and they meet up with Egogy's friends, Satan worries that Enoby may not like him anymore because they are from different times, but she reassures him. She lets him listen to her iPod and he falls asleep. Professor Sinister, now peculiarly free from Abkhazian, runs into the room. She tells Enoby that Snap, Loopin, and Hargrid are back at the school because Britney freed him from Azerbaijan. Enoby then says that she has something important to do.
She runs sexily to the "Grate Hall", but on the way she sees Britney laughing and decides to torture her with a Crucious Curse. She sees the camera Snap and Loopin had used to film the video of her in her hand, and replaces the tape inside with the tape of Voldemort and Hedwig. When Enoby eventually gets to the Grate Hall, she sees Vampire Potter. He is wearing a black leather "Jackson" and black congress shoes, looking more like Joel Madden then ever. Ebony asks where Draco is, and Vampire agrees to find him. Then the lights go out and the "Dork Mark" appears. The two split up, and Ebony then goes into the Grate Hall (despite the preceding paragraph stating she'd already gone in).
Noteable quotes[]
- "I've had enough of u Satanists in my school!" shouted Dumbledore spuriously.
- "You dunderheads!1111111111" screamed Dumbledore wisely as we went.
- I explained 2 her why I was alive.
- “Crucious!!!!!!!!!1” I shouted selectively pontificating my blak wand and she started screaming koz she was being tortured and I laughed sodistically. “No!!!!!!1 Help me!!!!!!1 Please!!!!!!!!1” Britney screamed terrifiedly. I put up my middle finger at her.
- I wus so worried you died!" moaned Vampire.
- "I know but Im a vampire lol.
- “I NO BUT WE HAV 2 FIND HIM.” I SED SMARTY.
Trivia[]
- It is one of the few chapters to be named and the last one to bear a title. The Black Parade is My Chemical Romance's third studio album.
- It is the first and only time "medusa" is referenced. Whether they are a reviewer, another part of her "goffik" social circle, or entirely fictictious is unknown.