Harry Potter

Harry Potter is a book series for children and young adults written by J.K. Rowling, starring the titular Harry. It should not be confused with the character of Vampire Potter in the infinitely superior story My Immortal.

The characters and storyline is a complete rip-off from My Immortal, and are definitely less interesting. But I`ll give you a summary of it anyway...

Books

The Philosopher's Stone

Where Harry learns he is a wizard and goes to Hogwarts for the first time. He, Hermione, Ron and Neville are sorted into Gryffindor which is extremely out of character for them as Gryffindor is where the preps go. However, Draco Malfoy IS in character for once as he gets sorted into Slytherin. anyways, Harry and the gang all go an destroy the Philosopher's Stone that can make you IMMORTAL. Yeah, guess where they got that from Potterheads!

The Chamber of Secrets

Another Year at Hogwarts, Harry becomes a perv and sneaks into the girls bathroom. Also, it turns out that Ginny (Not to be confused with Jenny Darkness) is a prep too as she gets sorted into Gryffindor

The Prisoner of Azkaban

Harry blows up his aunt and thinks he is going to go to this prison called Azkaban (not to be confused with Azerbaijan from the My Immortal series) and runs away from home. The Ministry of Magic (Not to be confused with the Mystery of Magic from GUESS WHAT?) pardons him however, and furthermore allows him to set free a prisoner.

The Goblet of Fire

Harry puts his name into the Goblet but denies it once he gets chosen. However, he regrets it when "his special friend", (cause bis are so hot) Cedric gets killed by this fat guy called wormtail (obviously a ripoff of Snaketail). Harry escapes leaving him to die.

The Order of the Phoenix

The Ministry of Magic (again, not to be confused with the Mystery of Magic) decide to take over hogwarts, because Dumbledore is getting senile, just like in My Immortal.

The Half Blood Prince

ZOMG!111 SNAPE KILLED DUMBLEDORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111 (not to be confused with Albert Dumblydore and Snap)

The Deathly Hallows

Harry finds out that he is the chosen one and kills Voldemort. This is obviously stupid as everyone knows that the world famous Mary Sue, Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way (aka: Mrs. Longname) is the chosen one so there!

Characters

Harry Potter

(Not to be confused with Vampire) Harry is unlike himself in Tara's "chronicles" instead of his pentagram (that he always covers up with foundation) he has this dumb lighting bolt scar. he also wears glasses and is a prep as he is in Gryffindor and not Slytherin where all the "goffs" go. He is the "chosen one" as Ebony DOES NOT MAKE ONE APPEARANCE IN THE BOOKS!!! ZOMG!!!!!! His Girlfriend is Ginny Weasley (stupid as any reader of My Immortal knows he went out with Draco and dumped him when he liked Britney, a fucking prep mutherfocker bich)

Ronald Weasley

(Not to be confused with Diabolo) Ron is not nearly as changed as Harry. However, he has ginger hair (instead of black hair with blue streaks in.) and is of course a prep as he is in Gryffindor.

Hermione Granger

(Not to be confused with Buh Loody Mary Smith) Hermione is EXTREMELY out of character. She is a total bookworm when the real Hermione has never touched a single book in her life! Also, by the way she behaves you can tell she's an atheist when in real life she is HIGHLY $atanist. Also, GUESS WHAT?!? She's a mutherfocking prep from Gryffindor!

Frederick and Georgina Weasley?

Well for a start, J.K. Rowling must have got them confused with Crab and Goyle as they run a shop called Weasley's Wizard Wheezes (Not to be confused with Wesley's Wisard Wises). almost as bad as Hargrid who somehow transformed from a Hogwarts Student (but also a satanist) to a gamekeeper or perhaps Mr. Norris who suddenly transformed from a cat that walked on two legs and spoke english to a cat who walked on all fours and changed gender! (wizard cats can can english guys!)

Draco Malfoy

The only one accually in character. He doesn't hang around with prep from Gryffindor like Harry, Ron, Hermione, Fred or George. All praise him!

Severus Snape

(Not to be confused with Snap)?

a) he is head of Slytherin when in real world he is Gryffindor.

b) you can clearly see he is muslim when in real life he is cHRISTIAN (sorry i left caps lock on)

c) he doesn't hang around with loopin (or "lupin") witch (geddit cos im goffik lol) isn't true as in reallife they are best buds.

Lucius Malfoy

His real name is Lucian but apart from that surprisingly in character. EXCEPT THAT HE HAS TWO FULLY FUNCTIONAL ARMS ZOMG?!?

Remus Lupin

(Not to be confused with Loopin as he is a protagonist when Loopin is evil!!!!!!!!)?

Hagrid

Probably Hargrids uncle...or something. If it is meant to be Hargrid himself, he is totally out of character, as he is a teacher, instead of the more acurate Hogwarts studen AND ALSO A SATANIST!

Sirius Black

(Not to be confused with Hades, Vampire's Dogfather) seems perfectly incharacter to me. herver.

James Potter

(Not to be confused with Samoro) is Harry's dad. Lent him the invisibilty cloak (not to be confused with the very refreshing invincibility coke)

Lord Voldemort

(Not to be confused with Tom Satan Bombodil/Andorson)The Leader of the Death Eaters (a cruel portrayal of da Death Dealers). Wants to kill harry but instead of getting somebody else to do it for him (cough. Mary Sue! cough.) he tries to do it himself Zomg!

Lily Potter

OMG! I can't believe J.K. Rowling! Adding characters of her own I mean! This bich never even appeared in the books! oh well there you have it. The complete history of harry potter!