A headache is a condition wherein the sufferer develops an uncontrollable compulsion to YELL EXPLETIVES VERY LOUDLY. If you or someone you know has a headache, be sure to stay away from teenage vampires making out , as the combination of rage and the predisposition for yelling may make the vampires cry tears of blood.
- "AN STOP flaming! if you flam it menz ur a prep or a poor! Da only reason Albert Dumblydore|Dumbledeor swore is cause he had a headache ok an on top of The he was mad at damn 4 having sex! PLEASE i'm not updating until i get five good revoiws."
- ―Tara Gilesbie
A form of this condition may be developed by reading bad fanfiction, such as My Immortal. A milder form may be developed by reading descriptions of the same bad fanfiction. If there is a reason why either must be done, it is recommended that ibuprofen or aspirin be kept near the reader's computer, in case of emergency.
Other effects of this condition may include: insanity, destructive impulses, insomnia, and a strong desire for Brain Bleach.