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An internet meme depicting a headache

A headache is a condition wherein the sufferer develops an uncontrollable compulsion to YELL EXPLETIVES VERY LOUDLY. If you or someone you know has a headache, be sure to stay away from teenage vampires making out, as the combination of rage and the predisposition for yelling may make the vampires cry tears of blood.

"AN STOP flaming! if you flam it menz ur a prep or a poor! Da only reason Dumbledeor swore is cause he had a headache ok an on top of The he was mad at damn 4 having sex! PLEASE i'm not updating until i get five good revoiws."
―Tara Gilesbie

It also seems to be an acceptable reason for trying to kill a band member. As it was the case with James Samaro Potter, when he tried to shoot Lucian at the XBlakXtearX concert.

"WTF! James almust shot Lucious! I said indigoally. I knew that James had really been possezzed, but I didn't want him Two know I knew. Yah I know but he had a headache he was under a lot of stress. Satan reasoned evilly. I guess that's ok."
―Tara Gilesbie

The effects of a headache seen in action.

A form of this condition may be developed by reading bad fanfiction, such as My Immortal. A milder form may be developed by reading descriptions of the same bad fanfiction. If there is a reason why either must be done, it is recommended that ibuprofen or aspirin be kept near the reader's computer, in case of emergency.

Other effects of this condition may include: insanity, destructive impulses, insomnia, and a strong desire for Brain Bleach.

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