My Immortal was a 2018 3-part feature-length adaptation of the fan-fiction created by the Internet Historian. It was sent for nomination at the Sundance Festival, but was rejected.
The story has been abridged with easily half of the story removed, from bits of prose to whole plot points. Curses and slurs have been censored in increasingly silly ways as the story progresses. Abbreviations are typically read out in full. The headers and the 666 are completely omitted. Raw reactions from SorrowTV and The Historian are heard throughout the rest of the series. SorrowTV reads his parts in first person. All music has been replaced with generic stock music.
Internet Historian introduces the fanfic and guest voice actor SorrowTV.
All of Tara's authors notes and descriptions are omitted
The note regarding Good Chralotte has been omitted, and the lyrics in the chapter as well.
Description of the band members and instruments are omitted.
The repeated dialogue has been cut.
Snaketail's line in this version is ".".
Several paragraphs of jerking off her favorite bands have been removed.
Censorship is now the demonetized symbol and cash register sounds.
Authors note and Tom Rid continue to be omitted. Willows redemption and Diabolo's backstory are also removed. Story picks up at the second reveal of Voldemort and da Death Deelers.
Chapter Nineteen. im nut ok i promiseEdit
The entire chapter was cut.
Story elements related to chapter nineteen have been cut.
Chapter Twenty OneEdit
Ebobys vision was cut.
Chapter Twenty TwoEdit
People talking about Egogpys vision was cut. The extremely long description of her friends wasn't cut, just a lot of fast forwarding. One of Brittney's few scenes were cut. Several of Rumbridges lines were cut.
Chapter Twenty Three, part 1Edit
- "Chapter twenty three. Authors note...(struggles) uhh...
(laughs) That sums up this whole thing the best!"
- ―Historian and SorrowTV
Part of the authors note has been cut. Brumbridge and Cornelia Fuck's exit dialogue is cut. Crab and Goyle are cut again. You fucking bustard was cut. Taebory calling Vloxemort Darth Valer was cut.
Chapter Twenty Three pt. 2Edit
Ebonys vision has been cut.
Chapter Twenty FourEdit
Proffesor Sinisters background has been cut and some sentences are re-arranged. SorrowTV reads Sinister's lines in an exaggerated anime-like accent. Prep bullying has been cut.
Chapter Twenty FiveEdit
Drago asking Enobby about the vision was cut. SorrowTV and The Historian begin noisily eating chips.
Chapter Twenty SevenEdit
Tara's party is cut. The dethz tuch sin is omitted. The blak room pre-"sex" is cut.
Chapter Twenty EightEdit
Authors note omitted. SorrowTV beings laughing and reacting like Snoop Dogg every time Snoop is mentioned. The honkerchief was cut.
Authors note omitted. Snape doesnt loaf meanly. A whole paragraph of Draco looking at people sexily was cut.
Chapter Thirty OneEdit
Everything after Snapes capture is cut.
Chapter Thirty TwoEdit
Yep, all the time travel.
Chapter Thirty ThreeEdit
Sadly it means "I screemed passively as he got an eructation." was cut as well.
Chapter Thirty NineEdit
The hacker was planned and voice recorded by Chris Raygun but was cut because it felt like The Historian was making it up.
Chapter Forty OneEdit
We will never get to see Hedwig touching glocks.
Chapter Forty ThreeEdit
Things don't pick up again until the end of this chapter. Think about it. Almost 13 chapters cut and the plot is merged almost seamlessly.
Chapter Forty FourEdit
Voldemonts reveal is cut down so he shows himself immediately. The origin of da picter is cut.
The film ends with SorrowTV gaping about how the story has a non-ending. The credits roll. The Historian talks a little on Tara and the need to do a video on her. He reveals his need to do a similar video on Sonic High School and Jeff the Killer. The Historian talks a little on cut content.
- ―The Internet Historian
Differences between the Novel and the FilmEdit
- Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way is in a constant T-pose with increasing amounts of foundation
- Albert Dumblydore is depicted with MAGA hats with varying states of goff hate
- B'loody Mary Smith is depicted literally as a bottle of V8 Bloody Mary mix. Her mom is a can of Campbell's Tomato Soup and her father is a bottle of Absolut 100 Vodka.
- Draco Malfoy switches between pictures of Draco, Tom Felton and a T-pose
- Vampire Potter switches between pictures of Harry Potter and video game depictions
- Hargrid switches between pictures of Hagrid and PS1 Hagrig
- Proffesor Sinister is depicted as Whoopi Goldberg in samurai armor
- When Ebony screams at Draco that he has AIDS, the black afro man from Pool's Closed could be seen, referencing the Internet Historian's video on the subject.
- Voldemort's dude-ur-so-retarded look is depicted as Frederik Knudsen from Down The Rabbit Hole.
- Snaketail's torture implement is Tyler Oakley's book.
- Jimmy Kimmel and Jimmy Fallon are in Professor McGoogle's box of tools.
- Snape does an incapacitation dance from Fortnite.