My Immortal (film)

My Immortal is a 2018 three-part feature-length adaptation of the fanfiction of the same name created by the Internet Historian. It carries the nominal premise of being sent to the Sundance Festival, but was rejected.

Film[]

Title	Release date	Runtime	Link
My Immortal (1/3)	July 8, 2018	38:25	Part 1
My Immortal (2/3)	August 9, 2018	16:53	Part 2
My Immortal (3/3)	January 22, 2019	20:44	Part 3

Character designs[]

Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way is in a constant T-pose with increasing amounts of foundation.
Albert Dumblydore is depicted with MAGA hats baring varying states of goff hate.
B'loody Mary Smith is depicted literally as a bottle of V8 Bloody Mary mix. Her mom is a can of Campbell's Tomato Soup and her father is a bottle of Absolut 100 Vodka. The film pronounces her name as "Buh-loodie".
Draco Malfoy switches between pictures of Draco, Tom Felton and a T-pose.
Vampire Potter switches between pictures of Harry Potter and video game depictions.
Hargrid switches between pictures of Hagrid and PS1 Hagrid.
Proffesor Sinister is depicted as Whoopi Goldberg in samurai armor.
Snape and Lupin switch between normal appearances to appearances of video game or Lego versions.

Differences from the original story[]

The story has been abridged with easily half of the story removed, from bits of prose to whole plot points. Curses and slurs have been censored in increasingly silly ways as the story progresses. Abbreviations are typically read out in full. The headers and the 666 are completely omitted. Raw reactions from SorrowTV and the Historian are heard throughout the rest of the series. SorrowTV reads his parts in first person. Most music has been portrayed with generic stock music.

Part 1[]

Internet Historian introduces the fanfic and guest voice actor SorrowTV.

Chapter One: All of Tara's authors notes and descriptions are omitted.
Chapter Three: The note regarding Good Chralotte has been omitted, and the lyrics in the chapter as well.
Chapter Ten: Description of the band members and instruments are omitted.
Chapter Twelve: The repeated dialogue has been cut.
Chapter Fourteen: Snaketail's confession line in this version is ".".
Chapter Fifteen: Several paragraphs of jerking off her favorite bands have been removed.

Part 2[]

Censorship is now the demonetized symbol and cash register sounds.

Chapter Sixteen: A rare omission of an authors note. The story breaking shift from the concert to shopping to fake japnes and killing and necro and Tom Rid and his store... have been removed.
Chapter Seventeen: Author's note and Tom Rid continue to be omitted. Willows redemption (due not being killed in the first place) and Diabolo's backstory are also removed. Story picks up at the second reveal of Voldemort and da Death Deelers.
Chapter Nineteen. im nut ok i promise: The entire chapter was cut.
Chapter Twenty: Story elements related to chapter nineteen have been cut.
Chapter Twenty-One: Ebobys vision was cut.
Chapter Twenty-Two: People talking about Egogpys vision was cut. The extremely long description of her friends wasn't cut, just a lot of fast forwarding. One of Brittney's few scenes were cut. Several of Rumbridge's lines were cut.
Chapter Twenty-Three, Part 1: Part of the authors note has been cut. Brumbridge and Cornelia Fuck's exit dialogue is cut. Crab and Goyle are cut again. You fucking bustard was cut. Taebory calling Vloxemort "Darth Valer" was cut.

"Chapter twenty three. Authors note...(struggles) uhh...
(laughs) That sums up this whole thing the best!'"

―Historian and SorrowTV

Part 3[]

Chapter Twenty-Three, Part 2: Ebony's vision has been cut.
Chapter Twenty-Four: Proffesor Sinister's background has been cut and some sentences are re-arranged. SorrowTV reads Sinister's lines in an exaggerated anime-like accent. Prep bullying has been cut.
Chapter Twenty-Five: Drago asking Enobby about the vision was cut. SorrowTV and The Historian begin noisily eating chips.
Chapter Twenty-Seven: Tara's party is cut. The dethz tuch sin is omitted. The blak room pre-"sex" is cut.
Chapter Twenty-Eight: Authors note omitted. SorrowTV beings laughing and reacting like Snoop Dogg everytime Snoop is mentioned. The honkerchief was cut.
Chapter Thirty: Author's note omitted. Snape doesn't loaf meanly. A whole paragraph of Draco looking at people sexily was cut.
Chapter Thirty-One: Everything after Snape's capture is cut.
Chapter Thirty-Two: Yep, all the time travel.
Chapter Thirty-Three: Sadly, it means "I screemed passively as he got an eructation." was cut as well.
Chapter Thirty-Eight: More disappointment in that the patrons of a movie theater, will never be depicted defecating simultaneously.
Chapter Thirty-Nine: The hacker was planned and voice recorded by Chris Raygun but was cut because it felt like The Historian was making it up.
Chapter Forty-One: We will never get to see Hedwig touching glocks.
Chapter Forty-Three: Things don't pick up again until the end of this chapter. Think about it. Almost 13 chapters cut and the plot is merged almost seamlessly.
Chapter Forty-Four: Voldemont's reveal is cut down so he shows himself immediately. The origin of da picter is cut.

The film ends with SorrowTV gaping about how the story has a non-ending. The credits roll. The Historian talks a little on Tara and the need to do a video on her. He reveals his need to do a similar video on Sonic High School and Jeff the Killer. The Historian talks a little on cut content.

"Fangs."

―The Internet Historian

Cultural references[]

When Ebony screams at Draco that he has AIDS, the black afro man from Pool's Closed could be seen, referencing the Internet Historian's video on the subject.
Voldemort's dude-ur-so-retarded look is depicted as Frederik Knudsen from Down The Rabbit Hole.
Snaketail's torture implement is Tyler Oakley's book.
The door of room 302 from the survival horror game Silent Hill 4 is depicted as the door to Ebony's room.
Jimmy Kimmel and Jimmy Fallon are in Professor McGoogle's box of tools.
Snape does an incapacitation dance from Fortnite.