The Prep Lady is a character that appears in Chapter 38. She is described as "da lady behind us she was a prep". After Ebony and Satan start Frenching, she asks them to leave. Ebony then "attak[s] her[,] suking all her blood". She presumably dies and is never seen again.
She is one of the few characters in the story not based on an existing Harry Potter one, and one of the two that lacks a name.
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“Xcuze me but u r going 2 have 2 leave!111” - Her main line.
“Noooooo!11” - Her last word.