Auithors notel: This is something I randomly came up with. Since the forbidden forest is home to all sorts of dangerous creatures, it is really strange how Draco and Enoby could take their time doin it without encountering any of them.
“Oh! Oh! Oh! ” I screamed. I was beginning to get an orgasm. We started to kiss everywhere and my pale body became all warm. And then….
“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!”
It was……………………………………………… Aragog!
The spider came (ew, not in that way) towards us. I was so fucking afraid!
"DRACO HELP ME!" I yelled. But then the spider called his children and ate us. We screamed for help, hoping Dumblydore would come (Not in that way, u perv, y do u keep thinking dat!), but he was probably sleeping in his study.
After we where eaten, one of da spiders said.......: Luckily they already removed the packaging. Human clothing is so hard to digest"
The end.