Hey, if you're afraid your character's like Ebony,
No reason to be afraid,
GardevoirXLunaLovegood's here to save the day!
Mary Sue much?
Oh no!
Mary Sue much?
Uh-oh!
If you don't wanna write like Tara Gilesbie,
I'm here,
And my advice is free!
Mary Sue much?
Oh no!
Mary Sue much?
Uh-oh!
Never fear, I'm here!
To get rid of Mary Sues and save the day!