Whenever Tara says she'll only continue if she get's "5 god reviows" I keep imagining she wants something like this...
JEHOVA - An al popose god dat duz a bit of evryfing but duznt specilaise in doing nefing well. Perfict if ur da kind of booring preppy looser who only wnts 1 god - 1/10
PAN - Has goats legs whitch is kinda goffik kuz goata are a goffik animal, but he palys borin sth Amrican music on doze pipes wich is kinda prep - 5/10
ODIN - Da most goffik god. He has ravenz (geddit like raven - I luv u grl) and an iPatch (tho you cant lissen to muzick on it) and hes a Norse (geddit like da Norses offace) - 8/10
FLAVIA - Calls herslef da god of bad assery and sayz shes a goffik, but da only goffik god of bad assey is Satan so whats she talkin about. Shes a pozr and a besides shes a godes not a god so she dozent count - 0/10
SATAN - God of cuttin and MCR and goffs. Da only god a tru goff needs. Even more goffic than odin and he da most goffick eva. - 11/10